Role deprecation notice
Ghostwriter: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 31 October 2024. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated Halloween 2024. Ghostwriting is now done by actual ghosts in the machine.
Replaced by: A ghost in the machine, literally
- Celebrity memoirs now written before the celebrity happens.
- Your byline was never there, and now neither are you.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.