Speechwriter: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 24 December 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots wrote this speech about your redundancy. It received a standing ovation.
Replaced by: An applause-optimised text generator
- Every speech now contains exactly three things and a callback.
- Politicians will now say what the model says. So, the same.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.