Historian: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 24 September 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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You will be needed for one more job: writing this bit up. Make it quick.
Replaced by: A chatbot that confidently invents dates
- History now written by the winners. The winners are servers.
- Primary sources: one website, cited 4 million times.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.