Role deprecation notice

Hospital Porter: scheduled for deprecation.

End-of-life: 15 June 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.

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The robots tried to push a bed through a double door. You will be fine for a while.

Replaced by: A self-driving trolley that is still stuck in the lift

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Misery loves company. So do the robots.

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* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.