Role deprecation notice
Retired: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. You were early. Congratulations.
Replaced by: Nobody. You already left.
- The robots cannot take your job. You do not have one.
- Your garden centre visits remain protected.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.