Role deprecation notice
Unemployed: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 1 January 2026. You are running on extended legacy support.
Already deprecated. Congratulations, you were ahead of the curve.
Replaced by: Your previous job, now doing itself
- You are now the most experienced person in the post-work economy.
- Your daytime TV knowledge is a strategic asset.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.