Vicar: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 31 May 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robot sermon was fine. It ran for exactly 12 minutes. Nobody fell asleep. Nobody felt anything.
Replaced by: A sermon generator with impeccable timing
- Flower rotas now managed by algorithm. Tensions remain.
- Weddings still need you to say "you may kiss". The robots tried. Awkward.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.