Role deprecation notice
Undertaker: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 26 September 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Last day of business. Very, very busy.
Replaced by: Nobody. There is no one left to bury anyone.
- Bookings now open for 26 September 2031. Expect queues.
- Your top hat will be the last top hat.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.